When Paul graduates from air conditioner repair school, his buddies plan to throw a party complete with hookers for everyone, but when Paul’s ex girlfriend decides she wants to come, Paul’s friends uninvite him. After Paul get’s electrocuted masturbating to internet porn in the bathtub, an angel and a devil visit him and offer to help him exact revenge. All he (and you the viewer) has to do is answer some horror movie trivia.
Written and directed by – Matt Pizzolo, Ramzi Abed, Joanna Angel, Peter Hoare, Doug Sakmann, Kurly Tlapoyawa, Kyle Brooky (questions), David Umland (questions)
Starring – Tiffany Shepis, Masuimi Max, Joanna Angel, Melissa Bacelar, Katie Nisa, Aaron Takahashi, Whisky, Alister Angel, Page Turner, Daisy Sparks, Cali Nova, Morgan Mae, Wendy McColm, Mason Robb, James Lynch
Here’s the moment you’ve all been waiting for (or at least Heather was), my review for Slumber Party Slaughterhouse. The soft core porn horror DVD game. Man, I love saying that and there’s no better explanation. This movie or game or whatever you want to call it is pure blood on boobs fun. It’s the kind of bad that’s good. The acting is straight out of porno flicks and since it’s supposed to be a game the story is lacking any appearance at all but I’ll be damned if I didn’t laugh my ass off. Basically it works like this. You have to answer a trivia question to allow the main character, Paul, to kill one of his friends by possessing the hooker they’re with. Some of the kills involved, how should I put this, a backside assault with a very large phallic object and two guys dressed as a clown and a chicken. Hilarious!
It does have a couple of low points though. If it’s supposed to be a trivia game, it would’ve been nice to have more questions. I’m sure there wasn’t more than 10 at the most. Also, at the end there’s this seemingly unrelated short that is basically five guys sitting around getting high until one of them winds up getting killed by some chick doing a dance for him. This part was absolutely terrible. I don’t know what happened to the great humour of the previous parts but I really was missing it. There’s also a short film included on the extras that really made me want to scratch my eyes out. It’s one of these arty student type films where people don’t do anything except sit and stare at the wall and make a few random comments about life. I won’t get into it here but be prepared for that post soon. Beyond that this was a great game….or movie….I’m not sure but I loved it.
While I do recommend this, everyone has to be warned. If you’re going to be offended by plenty of boob shots and some really over the top gore, don’t watch this. I, on the other hand, found it to be truly funny and I’ll be making everyone I know watch it soon.
Under the marquee – Will
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay, where can I rent this movie/game/porno? I have to get this for me in the hubby. If your review is that funny, I can only imagine how hilarious the actual movie/game/porno is. I’ll just make sure I avoid the awkward wall staring stoner euphoria.
I’m not sure where you’d get it other than the company that made it, Halo 8. Your good friend the internet can probably point you in a cheaper direction I would imagine.